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The “Idiots” Corner by “Billy Bob Smith” I don’t know if you believe all this “Astrology Stuff”, but I thought this month we could predict the rest of your life - have fun (PS: Don’t take this stuff too seriously considering the source - I mean who would trust an idiot with the rest of their life?) 2017 horoscopes to follow. FYI - I didn’t put them in the right order. Just a quick quiz. Gemini [May 21-June 20] If you eat right, work hard, save a lot, and be nice to everyone, you will “Live long and prosper” (Captain Kirk). And just in case - exercise a lot, don’t drink, and buy lots of lottery tickets! Your lucky numbers this year are 1, 2, 3, 4. Famous Gemini = Donald Trump Cancer [June 21-July 22] This is your year to shine, but you have to “show up”. No more late afternoon naps, long lunches, and late mornings. Get a grip, dude, and this will be your year. If you wait and hope (hope is not a strategy), I’ll wager by the end of the year if you haven’t changed a few stupid habits, you will spend a lot of 2018 in regret. Your lucky numbers this year are 1, 2, 3, 4. Famous Cancer = Robin Williams Leo [July 23-August 22] You have been struggling for a few years due to a sluggish economy, but it’s about to end. Yet you do need to make a few changes. Start sleeping less, playing less, and working smarter (is this possible?) if you want to put these negative times behind you. Your lucky numbers this year are 1, 2, 3, 4. Famous Leo = Jennifer Lopez Virgo [August 23-September 22] Okay - so you are organized and a hard worker - how’s this working for you? What about a little fun, laughter, and ad- venture? So, this year, buy some new crazy T-shirts, sandals, and a convert- ible, and hit the road before it’s too late. Your lucky numbers this year are 1, 2, 3, 4. Famous Virgo = Billy Bob Libra [September 23-October 22] You have to lose some weight sport, if you want to make it through this year. Put down the beer and start eating more vegetables and walking 3-4 miles a day. Start today and, in a few months, you might just give yourself to the end of the year. Put it off - well - I told you so. Idiot!!! Your lucky numbers this year are 1, 2, 3, 4. Famous Libra = Will Smith Scorpio [October 23-November 21] You have been putting off some impor- tant decisions far too long, and you know what I’m talking about. What are you waiting for - a promotion? Raise? Better business connections? Come on . . . it’s time to get serious about your future. Your lucky numbers this year are 1, 2, 3, 4. Famous Scorpio = Hillary Clinton Sagittarius [November 22-December 21] Someone special is going to walk into your life this year who will have a tremendous influence on your decisions, behavior, beliefs, and attitudes. The problem is, they will at first appear to be antagonistic and challenge your every move, but bear with them, they are in your life for the right reasons - and you’ll know it when it happens. Your lucky numbers this year are 1, 2, “Hillary Clinton and Nancy Reagan have a lot in common - they're both smarter than their husbands and both consulted the stars for guidance, Nancy with astrology and Hillary with Barbra Streisand.” ~Bill Maher Smith cont’d on page 52. 44 MAY 2017 WorldWide Drilling Resource ®