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The “Idiots” Corner by “Billy Bob Smith” You think we are not headed for the following? Trust me, it’s only a matter of time. Alexa, . . . tell my husband to take out the trash. . . . tell my wife she needs to stop nagging me. . . . tell the dog to stop barking. . . . tell my boss - I quit. . . . tell the neighbors I am tired of their loud music. . . . tell the children to clean up their rooms and dinner is ready. . . . tell my boyfriend he needs to lose 20 pounds. . . . tell my ex-wife to stop texting me. Need I go on? I thought the above was a creative and kinda new idea, then I searched “Alexa Commands & Questions” and got lists of over 5000 common ones. Can you believe it???? You have to be kidding me, dude. Here are just a few: Alexa, why are you so serious? Alexa, do you feel lucky, punk? Alexa, are you mad at me? Alexa, I’m sad. What should I do? Alexa, is it okay if I have another beer? Alexa, what came first - the chicken or the egg? Alexa, who should I bet on at the races next week? And it gets even worse . . . just a few common commands people use today: Alexa, is it going to rain today? Alexa, check my bank balance. Alexa, I’m tired. What should I do? I’m sorry, I can’t do this any more. What’s next?! Alexa doing auctions, marry- ing couples, teaching children, arresting criminals, and how about serving in con- gress - oh, I’m sorry that’s already happening. Billy Bob Contact him via e-mail to michele@worldwidedrillingresource.com Open the Doorway to all the Event Photos during New England Water Well Assn Expo 2019. To see all the photos from this event, go to www.worldwidedrillingresource.com or click here. Feel free to download at will and print the photo(s) of your choice. Compliments of WorldWide Drilling Resource ® . Photos are copyrighted and released for personal use only - no commercial use permitted. Geothermal by: International Ground Source Heat Pump Association Accredited Installer Workshop Anytime ~ ONLINE phone: 405-744-5175 www.igshpa.org Groundwater / Water Well by: American Ground Water Trust PFAS [Per- and Polyfluoroalkyl Substances] & Other Emerging Contaminants Workshop July 11 ~ Chandler, AZ July 24 ~ Albuquerque, NM phone: 603-228-5444 www.agwt.org Mining by: Edumine 360º Introduction to the Mining Industry Anytime ~ ONLINE phone: 604-683-2037 www.edumine.com Pipe by: McElroy University Fusion Inspector Training & Qualification - Spanish July 9-11 ~ Tulsa, OK phone: 918-836-8611 www.mcelroy.com Education Connection 31 WorldWide Drilling Resource ® JUNE 2019