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The “Idiots” Corner by “Billy Bob Smith” Stupid Curses Since April 1st is the biggest prank day of the year, I thought I would share some of the craziest - not pranks - but curses, people put on others for any number of reasons. Do you have anyone in your life you would like to place a curse on? Someone put one on you? So - how is this working for you or them? You may not believe it, but people actually pay to have curses put on others. I’m not going to mention names, but I gotta tell you - where is this world heading? First, here is a promo from one of the ads I found: Imagine what the POWER of White Magic could do for you! I do the spell cursing for you . . . Your good fortune awaits you . . . Get your spells cast today! Here are a few common ones that are the most popular: The Get Even Spell: If you're certain a specific person has done you harm or wishes for your unhappiness, this is your chance to get even! Blazing Fast Punisher Spell: Are you fed up with a person who has it in for you? Relationship Doctor Couple Disintegrator: If you are certain a specific couple should not be together and you have no doubt whatsoever about it, we have designed this powerful spell to end it quickly and decisively! Make My Enemy Weaker Gypsy Spell: This spell is designed to penetrate your antagonist's sub- conscious, making them vulnerable and weak, leading them to question their own abilities. Blazing Fast Couple Breaker: This is a very powerful spell and should be requested only if you are "absolutely" certain these two peo- ple will never be happy together. Relationship Killer Spell: Help bring a doomed relationship to a quick end! Had enough of this garbage, or should I go on with more? ‘Cause if you have time, I can certainly find one that might just fit your current life challenges or someone special. Happy April Fool’s month! . . . And here’s a comment from a WWDR reader to my February 2020 article about complaints: “Being an international salesman for a pump company, I spend a lot of time in airplanes. My pet peeves are backpacks. I choose aisle seats for convenience and cannot count the number of times I have been walloped in the head by some fool wearing a backpack, mindlessly turning to find his seat. On one flight, I saw a fistfight break out over this. The cops met both parties at the gate. The other is people who pull on your seat back when going in and out of their seat. So many idiots . . .” Billy Bob Contact him via e-mail to michele@ worldwidedrillingresource.com 31 WorldWide Drilling Resource ® APRIL 2020 “Women are cursed, and men are the proof.” ~Roseanne Barr “I put a curse on my ex-wife, and she repaid it by sending her twin into my life.” ~Billy Bob