The “Idiots” Corner by “Billy Bob Smith” What is this world coming too? Am I just too old . . . too stupid . . . too out of touch . . . or just don’t get it? You are not going to believe this, but I found over 10,000 emojis online. So from now on, we don’t ever have to talk to anyone again - just send them a stupid pix. I was born either too soon or too late. Here are just a few that might get you to laugh at least once. (Be sure and take the quiz at the end.) Okay, tell me what you think these mean: _____________ _____________ _____________ _____________ ____________ _____________ _____________ _____________ _____________ ____________ _____________ _____________ _____________ _____________ ____________ Billy Bob Contact him via e-mail to firstname.lastname@example.org www.starironworks.com 257 Caroline Street Punxsutawney, PA 15767 800-927-0560 • 814-427-2555 Fax: 814-427-5164 SERVINGTHECONSTRUCTION INDUSTRY Serving the Drilling Industry 17 WorldWide Drilling Resource ® AUGUST 2020 Flushed Face = Embarrassment, or flattery, surprise, disbelief, admiration, affection, excitement. Face Screaming in Fear = Intended to show horror and fright; com- monly shows shock, awe, disbelief. Pensive Face = Pensive or re- morseful. Saddened by life. Qui- etly considering what went wrong. Grinning Face with Sweat = Nerves or discomfort; expressing a close call. Angry Face = Varying degrees of anger, from grumpiness and irrita- tion, to disgust and outrage. Face Savoring Food = Shows a food item is delicious. Sleeping Face = Sound asleep or representing boredom. Face without Mouth = At a loss for words, speechlessness, humil- ity, or silence. Smiling Face with Halo = Repre- sents angels, prayers, blessings, or doing good deeds. Smiling Face with Smiling Eyes = Genuine happiness and warm, positive feelings.